I have no idea how Google works. Why am I the tenth hit when you search, “woman pooing her pants?” Yikes!
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Why isn’t there a cleaning service that will do things like clean all the walls in the house? Or wipe the sticky, linty film off the shelves in the laundry room? Or bleach all the grout in the whole house?
Why do dogs think lotion is food? At least cat poo has protein in it.
Here’s another one: Why do people use placemats? Is it supposed to be easier to clean the placemat than the table? I can understand a tablecloth, but only if you have an ugly table. If it’s a nice table, don’t you want to see it? This all seems to be one step away from covering your furniture in plastic.
Does anybody iron their clothes anymore? I’ve never ironed and yes, my clothes are wrinkled some of the time (but not often, thanks to this). But, seriously, after sorting, washing, and drying clothes, does anyone really get out an ironing board and an iron, put water in it, wait for it to heat up, and spend multiple minutes per item making them just perfect, then folding or hanging? And I’ve heard a rumor that some people actually iron their sheets! What planet do they live on?
How do people get their little girls to wear clips and bows in their hair? Sam is developing quite a mullet since the only way we can keep the hair out of her face is to keep cutting off the front part.
Why do I get sick for 6 weeks straight every fall?
Why is it that my husband is willing to dust, does a great job at it, and even does it without me nagging him, but is completely incapable of returning the duster to its place in the cabinet?
Why is it that sidewalk chalk comes off the sidewalk with a light rain, but won’t come out of clothes with soap and water?
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