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Quotes

After lathering up her hands with a lot of white, bubbly shampoo:

MOMMY, LOOK!  I HAVE GLOVES JUST LIKE SANTA CLAUS!

Talking about climbing the bookcases, which she knows is dangerous:

MOMMY, IF I CLIMBED THAT, I’D FALL DOWN AND HURT MY EYE, AND I CAN’T GET A NEW ONE SO I’D JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT.

She’s been mumbling a lot lately and she makes me giggle with her response to my query of “What did you say, Sammy?”

I WAS JUST TALKING WITH MYSELF, MOMMY.

Two Cute Quotes

After dropping a piece of food on to her chair in between her legs:  I DROPPED IT AND MY BOTTOM CAUGHT IT!

Mom:  Sammy, you can have an M&M when you finish your lunch.
Sam:  MOMMY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE MY FOOD?

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MOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU EATING?

Pork.  Do you know what animal pork comes from?

PEOPLE?

Another classic exchange:

MOMMY, WILL YOU DRAW A HOUSE?  MY HOUSE, MOMMY – DRAW MY HOUSE!

[As I'm drawing] “…and here is the chimney and here is the front door, and here are the stairs in front, and here is the grass…”

DON’T FORGET THE MUD, MOMMY!

Quotes

Sammy:  IF I WENT IN THE DINOSAUR’S MOUTH, IT WOULD SUCK ME UP.

Me:  And what noise would it make?

Sammy:  BURP.

Quotes

A few of Sammy’s latest funny quotes:

[Seeing a fat man at Target]:  MOMMY, LOOK!  THAT’S A BIG BELLY!  BIG BELLY,  MOMMY!  BIG BELLY BIG BELLY BIG BELLY!

[Inspired by the song "Fast Monkey," which tells of someone who is faster than a fast monkey, slower than a slow monkey, louder than a loud monkey, etc.]:  I’M MADDER THAN A MAD MONKEY!

I HAVE A SWEET TOOTH BUT IT FELL OUT AND NOW I’LL NEVER FIND IT AGAIN.

Quick Quote

NO!  I DON’T LOVE YOU, DADDY.  I DON’T LOVE YOU GOOD, DADDY.  I LOVE YOU BAD, DADDY!

Quotable

Me:  Ah, I love this weather.

Sammy:  WHY YOU LOVE THIS WEATHER, MOMMY?

Me:  Well, because it’s cool, and…

Sammy:  MOMMY, WHY YOU TALKING TO THE WEATHER?  MOMMY, WHY YOU TALKING SO MUCH?  MOMMY, STOP TALKING SO MUCH.

Quotable

Amy:  Samantha, why aren’t you wearing a diaper?

Samantha:  I HAVE BRAINS IN MY BODY!