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Amy — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:23:59 +0000

Driving around Florida:

MOMMY, LOOK AT THAT PINK HOTEL OVER THERE. IT LOOKS LIKE A CASTLE. MAYBE BARBIE LIVES IN THERE. MAYBE SNOW WHITE LIVES IN THERE.

[pause]

YEAH, BUT SNOW WHITE CAN’T LIVE IN THERE BECAUSE IT’S JUST A HOTEL.

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Amy — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:17:58 +0000

Excitedly, in the airplane, as a continuous monologue:

MOMMY, IS THAT THE PLANET EARTH?

MOMMY, LOOK AT THOSE CLOUDS. I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO BOUNCE ON THEM!

I REALLY WANT TO EAT THEM! I WANT TO PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH. THEY LOOK SO GOOD!

MOMMY, I THINK THOSE CLOUDS ARE A GOOD HIDING PLACE. I WANT TO HIDE IN THEM!

Logic

Amy — Wed, 26 May 2010 12:54:16 +0000

Sam was eating a hot dog for lunch, while I had leftover steak:

Me: Did you know that steak comes from cows? I’m eating a cow right now!
Sam: UH HUH.
Me: And did you know that pork comes from pigs? And bacon comes from pigs. And hamburger comes from cows.
Sam: MM HMM.
Me: And, of course, turkey comes from turkey and chicken comes from chicken. And salmon is a type of fish. Did you know that we eat fish?
Sam: YES, AND HOT DOGS COME FROM DOGS!

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Amy — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 12:54:39 +0000

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up, Sammy?
Sam: A BABY.

Sam: MOMMY, WHY YOU GIVE THE GUM TO DADDY?
Me: Because it’s daddy’s gum, so I gave it back to him.
Sam: YOU CAN’T KEEP THE GUM BECAUSE IT’S DADDY’S PROPERTY.

Sam: MOMMY, I’LL PET JINX AND YOU PET DADDY.

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Amy — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:37:26 +0000

MOMMY, I WAS JUST OUTSIDE WITH MY BOY, MY BOY, MY BOY, MY BOYFRIEND.

What happy things are you going to think about when you are going to sleep tonight, Sammy?
I’M GOING TO THINK ABOUT PARALLELOGRAM, RHOMBUS, AND PANDA BEAR BUTTS.

I’m sorry, Sammy, I was wrong about that.
WHY?
I made a mistake.
JUST LIKE DADDY.