Forgive me, Internet, for I have sinned. It has been 185 days since my last confession.
I watch too much TV.
From Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, I learned to use wet toilet paper to wipe up the dusty hairy gunk from the bathroom counter before using a cleaning product.
From The Newleywed Game, I learned to use pubic hair to lather up soap in the shower.
From the The Man Show, I learned to throw dry garments in the dryer with a wet towel to steam out the wrinkles.