Why do I get sick for 6 weeks straight every fall?
-
I blame it on global warming. Or maybe it’s been Bush’s fault. Or possibly it’s Martian bacteria, who are pissed off that we keep poking them with our NASA probes. Alas, we may never know the true culprit . . .

1 comment
Comments feed for this article
Trackback link: http://www.amymossoff.com/mysteries/176/mysteries-3/trackback/